who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
my heart is full of hate and swag
My mom said dinner would be done in 30 minutes and that was 34 minutes ago I’m losing my patience
are those feelings get them away from me
I don’t mean to be annoying I just admire you a lot please like me
[ANGRILY THINKS UR CUTE]
if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
“we’re having pizza for dinner”
You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.
not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life