doctor: what kind of birth control are you using?
me: I'm a lesbian
doctor: well that's efficient
An emotions study in marching band
lepwn: garvenhale: Beginning of band camp: Halfway through band camp: End of band camp: Beginning of marching season: Competition: Before performing: After performing: Passing by a band you’re rivals with: Watching other bands in your class perform: Watching a band you revere perform: Watching your rival band perform: Waiting for awards: Winning best in...
Teacher : I'm gonna start calling random people
evalynxrawrr: guetdhyioeth this is so adorable.
plot twist: It's pronounced blink one hundred and eighty-two
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH