pmocococ0: shmeeshed: the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank: clevergenius: the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank: yea im a girl yea i play video games HAHAAHHA JK yea im a dude of course i play fucking video games HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman I AM SO HAPPY THAT THIS HAPPENED OMFG yea im a girl yea i play video games HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
plot twist: victoria has no secret
hazwards: do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet
Japanese McDonalds commerical with English subtitles.
BECAUSE IT DESERVES AN AUDIO POST.
lampsarepeopletoo: contenthooker: i haven’t laughed like this in a while SHE FREAKING JUMPS THE SECOND TIME OMFG I AM DYING
When I catch my pencil from falling
promo4homo: seductive-black-man: okay i searched ‘canoeing outfit’ for something i was writing and i it looks like he’s rowing out of a vagina
ghost-anus: gamzees-butt: ferroseed: you know what’s more annoying than people complaining? people who complain about people complaining aren’t you complaining about people complaining about people complaining?
the hills are alive with the sound of music
lampsarepeopletoo: im digging it
metal-guru: fr3aksh0ww: mpregbert: magikarpschoiceass: mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse i identify as a horse and this offends me i identify as offends and this horses me I offend horses, identify me. i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
Just that boost of happiness you need.
llcooljofficial: no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
does anyone know what happened to tanya baxter like they tried to cover it up by saying she went back to school but i know. i know. disney is hiding something.
beyoncebeytwice: when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
Who let the dogs out? No really, who let them out? Am I right, people??– a bit from my stand-up comedy routine (via blameaspartame)